My wife was craving

Early in the morning. Even the sun was not moved from the bed of she bed. But my wife is making a commotion, shouting like mad. She voice boomed like thunder were playing chase in this room.

"Papa, Papa, Papa!" She cried with hysterical, while she incessant pounding my face with a pillow. "Hurry up!" She said, "I'm pregnant! Look at my stomach bloated!”

"Ma, you give me a break ..." I said. I, too, rubbed she eyes, "Last night it yet?"

"Look, see for yourself if you do not believe it!" She voice was getting shrill. Her hands pulled the clothes by force. The buttons of she shirt was jumping around like mad, like bursts of fireworks. Buttons of the shirt there is a shot to the left on the table, right down to the floor, up and down on the mattress, and some are still wrapped in twine and hang clothes. "You can see for yourself now," he said. "Why even stunned!"

To be honest I'm still sleepy, but once it is lost drowsiness. Maybe when my wife yelled, she voice turns into a knife, then drove drowsiness, or maybe even kill him. "Ah, yes uh ..." I replied simply.

"I'm pregnant, my stomach is distended look at this!" She said with a tone of a spoiled little impressed. Acting like a four-year-old boy who wanted to show a picture of she parents. Both my wife's hand stretches, holding she shirt, exposing she stomach is distended.

And I remember well, when last night my wife was still flat stomach. Understandably he always keeps she exercise diligently. But now? "How can this be, last night it open yet? It is now several months pregnant? "I stroked she wife belly bulge. To be honest I'm still very confused. And a lot of questions that came to mind.

"I also know, last night I was not pregnant. But now you can see that my belly was distended. She's supposed to have the road four months!”

"Says who?" I asked eagerly.

"Do not know," he replied dryly, "just so!"

"Do not know," I said. "Strange ..."

"If you do not believe me just ask yourself as my stomach is distended it!" He said. And index finger directed right at she belly button. As if she told me she belly button is the ear.

I'm still not crazy, I thought. This part may be, I should ask my wife at the stomach? Stomach where it can be said, could not speak. But I do not want to aggravate the situation, let alone see the face of my wife who still looked confused and panicked. "Well, you already ... you do not be sad," I say to entertain. "If you are pregnant it should be brought love and happiness."

"Pa …"

"Yes Love?"

"Now I'm craving."

Although my wife is able to control himself, was not shouting as before, and was able to smile while talking, but when I heard the word cravings out of she mouth. I'm spontaneous so shocked and surprised. "Early this morning," I'm convinced that what I've heard is true. "What we should not sleep again …”

"Morning, noon, night cravings So there are rules!" Suddenly my wife again raising she voice.

"But-"

"Anyway, I was craving! Cravings! Cravings! CRAVE!" She cries grew even harder.

"Yes, yes, yes ..." I tried to calm she down. "What do you crave?"

"I want to eat the hearts of farmers who burned and stabbed like satay," My wife was silent, but she eyes were moving. She brow furrowed as well. Maybe he was thinking about something. "Stir-stir leather fisherman," she continued. "Guts fried villagers. Poet of grilled meat. Brains of small children are soft-boiled, "but this time she voice low, such as begging.

"Well that was easy!" I said confidently, "That was my job every day."

"I asked this morning! Quick! Quick! QUICK!" My wife yelled back again.

"Yes, yes, yes …" I said. "I'm leaving!"

I quickly get out of bed. In fact, I think when I say easy, I can go back to sleep again. Because I was really sleepy. But listen to my wife who kept yelling, I can not stand, after a long time can rupture eardrums too. Plus I also do not have the heart to my wife who continues to whine and scream until the veins in she neck look bigger like going off, plus he was expecting she first child.

I immediately put on pants and underwear.

"Do not stay long, yes," My wife was told.

"Patience, my dear! I have not finished putting on our shoes! "I said without turning toward my wife, and continue to resolve ties shoelaces.

"You've never been a woman!" He said, "You can not get pregnant, so you will never know the taste cravings. Be a good husband, you also have to comply with she pregnant wife is, "she explains Twitter.

"Yeah, but you do not get angry and hold. See, now I'm ready to go, "I said, the last tie my shoelaces.

"I'm not angry," she argued. "All of these requests is newborn baby in my stomach, so it must be obeyed she will. If not, she can sulk, and refused to get out of my stomach."

My wife kept constant chirping. Whereas previously she had never been like this, she very rarely spoke, even you could say she was quite quiet. I understand these people are wealthy, so every time she wants something, the faster I went straight to she desire. Whatever she needed, I'm sure could easily make it happen.

This morning my wife is really fussy for mercy. But for me to marry him even though she had never yelled at. It may be true what my wife said, that what it's actually cool them not desire, but desire belly baby in the womb.

"Mwuaach," I kissed my wife's lips.

"Be careful …" My wife notice.

"You … Take good care of the baby in your belly." Immediately call my driver. I know when I wake my driver, she was still sleepy, but which she dared to refuse. I actually feel sorry for the confusion is also seen, but this is definitely not my fault. During my life I have never woke up today. Usually I sleep late, then I sit back drinking coffee, reading a newspaper. Understand it but I was a wealthy man, all my business already arranged it, so I just received something wrong.

Only this morning I was forced to intervene themselves. I mean I can not give this business away to subordinates. This important matter! My wife was craving, then if everything is not in accordance with the will of newborn baby in she belly, could bring catastrophe. I love my wife and I are expecting a child in the womb of she stomach is fine. I want a healthy child was born with, and will be a generation later. So I can not underestimate this problem.

Actually, my wife wanted any cravings, it's up to it. She would like to get pregnant, and craving every day, hours, minutes, or seconds though, I'd still be complied with she wishes. I am wealthy and influential people in this country. Everything in this country nothing is difficult for me. So basically my wife wanted and whenever any cravings, I can definitely fulfill she desire.

As long as my wife do not crave to look for God! Because several times I tried to come to the house of God, but instead I often stray to other places. Just do not see God's house, let alone the owner. So difficult is it?

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