The old strategy but still powerful enough to fool many people

… for the umpteenth time uncovered more cases of corruption in the country. According to the data we get, the country suffered huge losses once the amount. One evidence of misappropriation of state funds reach two hundred billion. But the strong suspicion, and other evidence of abuses which have not been revealed and is still under investigation, estimated at more than one trillion. The parties have set forces a suspect to be the mastermind of this corruption, which is none other than the one of the key officials in government. Suspects are still active today serving as minister

-Pet!

"Hi! What the fuck you anymore anyway! New arrivals had to play really grab the remote control, can not you see I'm looking at the news on television! "My wife was complaining like mad, his voice louder than the announcers on television.

I threw my ass to the sofa. "What kind of wife you was," I said, "Her husband came instead of providing drinks, and you're greeted by raving mad."

"Forgive me, dear," said my wife, "would be made to drink?"

"I lost my thirst," I is not excited.

"Well if you do not want …" said my wife again, "Now me the remote control, no new news on television. Quick, hurried over the news later!"

"What news …" I said, "The news on television is nothing interesting. After all every day who reported only a matter of that-that's all. Stale!"

"It's the latest news," my wife insisted, "I just want to know who the perpetrators of corruption, that's all."

"What's in it for you," I said, "what if the perpetrator criminals are caught, he could not take anymore!

"Whatever," grumbled my wife. "After all the news must have been exhausted …" My wife shifted her seat and approached me. "Pity the country. Community has been very poor, but government officials are believed to have the heart to rebuild the country even disdaining him. Now the only people who want to send their children there are many who can not afford. Not to mention the people who live in remote villages, they are dying of hunger are countless. What will become of this country someday."

" You're not satisfied babbling," I said a little annoyed, "Please …"

"I'm just expressing my emotions alone!"

"We should not stay out of the issue of corruption in the country! After all this is not the first time. What if I suggested we go on vacation?"

"Is not it only a week we got back from France!"

"We have often calm down," I make suggestions, "You can see for yourself the condition this country, in the streets every day there are demonstrations. Not to mention the added concerns and has lot of work in an office, I can stress and get old."

"Where are we going on vacation again?"

"I've been preparing, passport, tickets, and his needs," I assured my wife. "About an hour, the driver will pick us up, and take us to the airport."

"Right now?" My wife looked at me with sharp eyes, "Look, I'm not getting ready, after all, why rush? Should not it tomorrow, so I could -"

"I was not able to, my mind was a mess. You just do not worry, it's all I'm prepared to mature. Later when the driver is coming, you all pick up the kids at school."

"The kids are not school holidays," said my wife explained. "Indeed, how long are we going?"

"Come on, you do not have many questions!" I said with a slightly greater volume, "You just obey what I say. After all the school kids was just a formality only, then if they want to work, I'll find him. If they do not work well okay, we still pretty much richness to their lives."

"But-"

"Please …" I interrupted, "We should enjoy life as much as possible." I looked at my wife's face. "Oh yes, you and the kids go first. I'll catch up tomorrow morning, kar-"

"Why is that?"

“I can really stress that if you keep asking questions!" I raise my voice volume, "I forgot that that was no business left undone."

"Well," said my wife with a smile.

Finally I can come loose from the shackles of chatter wife also is relentless. And now I can breathe easily, because my wife and my children have left for the airport. I honestly do not hate my wife, but sometimes I made annoyed with the questions that cornered me. And that most made me furious and could not believe it, he was very talkative at all. It used to be before marriage, she did not like that character.

To be honest if I want, it's easy I divorced my wife, first I did not love him. But the problem is not that easy, because I'm a man of honor in this country, so I just avoid the bad talk of society. I do not want them to judge me as a person who is not mutually faithful wife.

To be honest I do need a woman, but only about sex and not more than that. Wife to me only as a companion course, short for formality. While the biological needs, I can do with other women, wherever and whenever I want. But let's not an important issue, because until this moment that my wife does not kiss the stupid trick that I have hidden all these years.

Knock … Knock … Knock …

"Who?" I asked the person who knocked on my door.

"Sorry, sir," he said. "I just want to say, if Mr. Fickle's here."

"You mean, my lawyer," I asked again.

"Yes, sir," he said.

"Waiter," I said, "Please tell him to go, and tell him to wait a bit. I'm dressing."

"Yes, sir," he said.

Mr. Fickle is a very reliable lawyer. Every time I encounter a problem, he can always defend and liberate me from the law. For many years I used his services, and to this day I still can breathe free air, of course I also enjoy life. If it were just enjoying the free air, but life is miserable, that would be silly name.

"I will not prolong the story," I said to Mr. Fickle, "For the umpteenth time, I need your help again."

"Corruption is more, Boss," he guessed.

"That's about … I called my personal physician, letters stating I was a complete pain as well here." I handed him the folder.

"Strategy old Boss," he said, "sick what now?"

"Yes, of course ... You knew this strategy was a long time wear. Back when I was still in school, I happen to have the acquaintance of a doctor. So I could play hooky as I please, and I always ask for a letter from a doctor friend of mine was sick. And it until now …"

"Boss is smart," he held up his thumb.

"Oh yes," I said, "When there are deficiencies that you need, you contact your personal physician only. Whatever you want to say I was heart disease, inflammatory bowel disease, brain tumor, or anything goes ... Whatever you say. And tell the investigator that I was undergoing treatment in hospitals abroad."

"Foreign country where, Boss?" He asked.

"Whatever!" I said, "Oh yes, once again, while I was gone, if you need operational funds to bribe the police, prosecutors, and the other demons. You called it, later I will immediately transfer to the account."

He nodded her head.

"My family all had gone, and tomorrow morning I will join them. So if you need anything, just say it now …"

"No, no, no ... Thank you very much Boss. While this is sufficient, but, later, if there is an urgent need I will immediately contact you, Boss."

"Seriously there is not anything you need?" I say to convince him, "Because I'll soon be holding a farewell party with my friends, rather than …"

"While it has not, thank you, Boss …"

"You're welcome …"

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