Special report

By the time I was sleeping soundly, all of a sudden I was awakened by an angel, hell-I think so. To be honest, I was so mad, you can imagine, the angel without knocking, say excuse me, and without bi-ba-bu immediately took my hand away. Crazy angel! "Swearing to vent my anger. "Angels do not have a brain! What you do not know if I'm asleep?"

"I'm just running errands," Angels are always pulled my hand and took flight. "You have been called by God …"

"But you could wait until I wake up," I give an explanation. "At least I can shower first, or at least dressed."

Completely ignored the angel of babbling.

What nonsense that God has done, I thought. God none other than the Lord of the universe of nature, 'complete with everything in it', which meant 'complete with everything in it' is anything in this world without exception, people (disabled, idiot, poor, dumb, rich, and others ), animals (mice, lizards, tigers, dogs, cockroaches, etc.), plants (corn, grass, pine, mango, etc.), or anything in this world (rock, soil, sea, dam other-other). All the will of God, no anyone and anything that is able to reject it, without exception, which I myself just an ordinary human being. Be what the will of God.

God is very selfish.

I can only let go grumbling to himself.

Not long after I was up in the kingdom of God. And now I'm face to face with God the ruler of the universe complete with everything in it. God's royal seat of layered-I do not know, but the chair like a sparkling diamond.

"Sit," Lord said with a snap.

God's voice is very loud and jarring, like a sledgehammer hitting my chest which penetrated to the heart. Instantly my heart was racing. Surely my heart is going through severe shock to receive the treatment that the Lord very suddenly.

"Thank you, God," the words of my mouth. Though I wanted to say: "Damn! Do you think I am, your maid!"

This is really strange, I thought. Of course I'm so mad, because as long as I live on Earth, I'm no different than the king. I always give the command, and there had never been ordered. So I most hate it when ordered by anyone, without exception even God.

"O people," God looked at me sharply. "I want you to give a report for you live on earth, now!"

"I've been lying to my people, I also often displace their homes. Even if any of them dared to fight me, I'm always happy to kill him. "The words that came out of my mouth. Though I wanted to say to the contrary.

Strange, weird, weird … Every word I spoke the words that come out of my mouth is different from that actually want to say. Indeed, all the words that came out of my mouth-I mean it's true in reality it really happened and I did when I lived on the earth. I want to lie, because I do not want God to know what I'm doing all my life on earth. But why can not I?

"There are many others?" God's eyes shine so bright.

"Although my wife a lot, I also have mistresses everywhere. And if I'm not satisfied with it all, I'm also glad the girls raped schoolboy. "The words that flowed like a river of water rushing from my mouth.

"Others …"

Every word of the Lord seemed to turn into thousands of arrows from his bow apart. And none of the dashed arrows in the other direction, all right towards me, and stuck to my body.

"I'm most happy to get drunk and gamble. If I was in a drunken state, it usually will come out of new ideas in my head, such as inciting people stupid, or pitting of the village with my bodyguard. "I really can not control what I said.

"Do you feel happy?" Said God.

"Of course yes!" Word out of my mouth very quickly. Though I'm not at all saying a word. Instead I was trying to silence, the words that come out by itself from my mouth. Even when the words were out of my mouth, his voice seemed so proud and strong.

"What makes you most happy in life?" He asked softly.

But the gentle voice of God, immediately turned like claws ripped from my body. Up to make my body sore bathed the wound, and I was very ill.

Though I've tried hard to not think of a word concentration, even I've covered my mouth with my own two hands. But all my efforts in vain, and all of a sudden I heard: "What makes me happiest is watching other people miserable!"

Even though my mouth did not move, but I know very well with the sound I just heard it. None other is not, it is my own voice, and exactly the same as the one on my mind. All that the Lord is never done when I was living on the earth. Instantly I was aware of my actions, it turns out God is not stupid as I thought, God can not lie to me. I was soon wailing for mercy.

But the weirdness happening to me again. "Forgive me Lord, and take me to heaven." And those words really is what I think, and the like I said, because I've realized the error and sin. But somehow the word that comes out just the opposite: "Wait let alone God! Immediately, you torture me with the fire of hell."

"Well …" said God quietly.

And …

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