Saturday, February 25, 2012

They say the conspiracy, but I call it a great plan


This Friday was four my mind becomes restless and frivolous, I can not sleep soundly. Though I have repeatedly advised the officials of this country, so do not blatantly sell assets of this country. But their basic it is stubborn, they ignored my advice, they smell so foul deed by the people.
"Damn!" Cursed me, "Greedy!
What are my flaws, I have a lot to give them freedom. So far, all officials of this country nothing is working, while the people's tax money is all the way into their pockets, but why they are still lacking. Yet every day they can live to relax, be partying, or on holiday abroad.
Frankly, I do not entirely blame the officials of this country, because no matter what I also reap the benefits not the least of their foul act. But if every day I have to accept insults and slander of the people, I must say a lot, too, that deep in my heart as my country's leaders are not so comfortable. I feel worried.
Imagine almost every day there's always news in the media are preaching about the wrath of the people. They demonstrated, insulted and blasphemed me as a president who does not know himself, the president is not concerned with people, and much more. Even the people had already dared to burn a picture of me, they also want to oust me from the presidency.
Let alone to go on vacation, I had no sleep soundly again as before. This problem no longer be tolerated. The people must be silenced her mouth. Because if left like this, people's emotions will not be abated, but will get worse.
Knock … Knock … Knock …
"Go," I said. At the moment I heard a knock at the door.
"Good morning, Mr. President," he said in a stern voice. He saluted me. "I'm sorry, if I may know, there is a problem what the President called me?"
"Stupid!" Cursed me upset. "You ask him what was wrong. How can you not realize that people dare to do now is disrespectful to me. "I threw my ass on the couch. "Sit," I said again. "There is an important issue I want to talk to you …"
"Mr. President, never mind. Mr. President is calm, do not Khaw-"
"Calm down, ass Break!" I started raising my voice volume. "I am Tanya, are you blind, stupid, or what? You do not see the people are angry, they are insulting, blasphemous, and wanted me to come down from my position as president."
"Please, Mr. President," he said. "When it comes to face the people it has become my duty. Right now I can make dead they bathed in the blood. Did not they already be called a rebel in this country, and I must put it down."
"Come on!" I said, "There, there … You do not anymore rambling like mad! I am now again a headache.
"Once again I apologize, Mr. President," he replied softly.
"To be honest …" I said, "I do not doubt your greatness in keeping this country from the rebels, I'm not the slightest doubt. But the people who come down from the throne of the president wants it too much, if they eradicated all, this country can be lonely."
"Then what should I do?" He looked at me with a puzzled look.
"Listen," Spontaneously my mind went to work, the idea which I thought was great, "First of all we have to do is restore my good name. So people could give me more confidence to continue to serve as president in this country."
"I think it's difficult," he said. His tone seemed doubtful. "In my opinion, the only way; people who have defected and are not abiding by the decision of the President must be eradicated. There is no other way, that's the best."
"You doubt my intelligence?"
"Of course not, Mr. President." He replied, "But based on some past events, the President always gave me orders to crush the rebels, any way, and proved so far successful. And this country safe."
I'm proud to hear him. I think it is a compliment, because of my success to reduce the people of this country who want to defect. Of course it's thanks to dilute my brain. If I'm not smart, of course I would just be ordinary people, rather than be president today.
"Indeed, we have always managed to quell the people who want to rebel, but the problem is now slightly different. There are too many, so even if we eradicate them, did not rule out the possibility that others will emerge again. And we have to work twice, we can be overwhelmed by the people who are angry."
He nod-nod of the head.
"Listen carefully," said another. "I have great plans. Because people want the brains behind the kingpin of illegal logging is on trial, then we will be on the stage, we will meet the demand of the people. I will arrest you and put you in jail. Of course it's a sham, its purpose just so people believe me come back again. What do you think?"
"I strongly agree with you," he said enthusiastically, "It just so happens I am also old enough, and it's time to retire. So I can bring my family for a long vacation. Maybe me and my family would spend the rest of his life abroad."
"Okay. Tomorrow, we must organize the chronology of events set'll look like a real place. You're in the woods and pretend to coordinate your men to cut trees. Later I sent a few officers and let the forest police to arrest you. We will also invite the reporters, and let them cover all events, and broadcast your arrest until the court process.
"Mr. President is great! I agree completely! I will be making headlines, I definitely feel like a celebrity. Since childhood, I also aspire to become actors."
"Spoken like mad digress. You want how many years in prison law?"
"Forgive me, Mr. President …" He smiled a little shyly, "If I may a suggestion. If the President does not mind, I want to be punished for life. So I can enjoy some peace and quiet with my family abroad."
"No problem!" I said with enthusiasm. "That's good, it will look real events, and very dramatic. But please, when prosecutors dropped the sentence, you do not laugh happy, you have to pretend to be sad. Learn how to cry from now on, so that one day you can show your tears to the community."
"Well, Mr. President," he smiled with satisfaction.
"Yes please, if you really approve of this plan," I said with relief.
I like the hook free from the rope around my neck.. It's as if my heart is free from heavy objects that press. Now the breath becomes bearable, I can breathe freely.
"Mr. President is great, very genius!" He held out his hand. "I thank you Mr. President for your kindness to me."
"Likewise," I welcome a helping hand. And we shook hands. "Without your support and all the officials of another country, I certainly would not be president today."
"Then I beg leave once Mr. President," He rose from his seat. "I must preach the good news of this to my family."
"Please, please," I said. "Convey my regards also to your family."
"With pleasure, I will convey greetings to my family Mr. President," he saluted me, "Once again I can only say many-many-many thanks …" He was turning right and going left.
"Yes, yes, yes, a good trip! And enjoy a new life of happiness, have fun …"
I waved my hand to General Termites.

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